#And I a) will be making more b) will be talking about all of them

[cosmosluckycharms]

idk if u wanna write this but spider!bat reader x miles? like maybe after atsv they get totgether

Bug Like Angel

Sweet / I thought you wanted to dance

sorry this is so ass im writers block rn and its so late rn im so tired but ive been starving u guys from works sigh uhhh this is not canon to the actual storyline this is a what if

this is so ass sorry its also short cause again writers block is not fun

sorry if this is ooc im so tired

It was 9:19

You were getting ready for your first gala.

A week earlier, Alfred had promised you you'd finally get to spend time with your father.

Better late than never.

As soon as he told you about it, you went ahead and told all of your friends.

Everyone from school and the spider society.

Sure, lately you were starting to give up on Bruce being your father, but there was a tiny part of you that hoped this was what could fix your relationship.

This could be a way to finally connect with your family.

They would all see you as a sibling.

Most people would assume that you would hate galas like most people your age.

And the truth was, you did.

Even though you'd never gone to one, some of the people there would come over to the manor for visits.

You hated how all the stuck-up rich people would always talk about things that didn't interest you.

The way they would poke fun at you over never being acknowledged.

The way that they'd tell you how you looked so much like Bruce.

You shook your head and tried to get rid of the thought.

Tonight would be the night that your father would tell everyone you were his daughter.

He would boast about all your hobbies and achievements.

That everyone would finally get to see you, as Bruce Wayne's daughter, and not just a forgotten Wayne.

You spent the whole week preparing yourself for this day.

You got your nails done by Miles' mom in a way that perfectly matched your dress.

You did your hair so very perfectly, the way Peter B's MJ had taught you.

And your dress was personally done by someone in the spider society who was a fashion designer.

You had some jewelry you borrowed from Pav's aunt.

A pearl bracelet and necklace, along with some earrings.

You were so excited.

You checked the time, it was 9:32.

You had to be ready by 9:35.

Shit.

Why were you always late?

You started speeding up and putting the finishing touches.

By the time you were done, it was 9:36.

You sped down the dark miserable halls and the huge flights of stairs, being careful using the new heels you went and bought with Miles' mom.

Once you got downstairs, you were out of breath.

Once you caught it again, you saw Bruce and Tim already heading out the door.You walked up to Bruce and pulled on his sleeve, confused.

"Why is Tim coming? I thought it was just us?" you tilted your head in confusion.

Tim spoke up "You were taking too long, he decided to take me instead."

You balled up your hands in anger, but managed to calm yourself down "But Alfred told me-"

You got cut by Bruce "I don't have time for this, we're running late."

You flinched at Bruce's sudden cold tone.

A slight feeling of guilt passed through Bruce. "I'm sorry, I forgot. Maybe next time."

They started making their way out the door once again.

Tim made a stupid joke that made Bruce let out a chuckle.

You felt angry tears well up in your eyes as you stood there, frozen, as you watched them both walk away.

You furiously stomped your way back to your room, throwing your fancy purse onto the floor.

You cried at the edge of your bed, which left a stain of makeup on there.

After half an hour of pathetically crying, you sat up.

You should've known.

You should've known how Bruce wouldn't wait for you.

You should've known that he wouldn't care enough to wait for you.

Of course wouldn't, you weren't worthy enough for your father's love.

You would never be.

Bruce's love went to his other children, his sons.

You'd never be equal to them.

The more you thought about it, the more mad you were.

You had to get out of the manor before you got even more pissed.

You put on your web shooters, ignoring how you still had your big gala dress on.

You opened your window and snuck out.

You ignored how someone was most likely gonna see you swinging around without a costume.

You got to a random rooftop and sat down.

You noticed how across the building was the gala, playing loud, classical music.

You started crying once more.

You couldn't tell if it was out of sadness or anger.

Your dress was now slightly ripped and your heels were scuffed.

Your makeup was running down your face and everything was going wrong.

You just wanted to go home.

A familiar buzz and ringtone went off.

You checked your phone and checked the contact.

It was Miles.

Your heart skipped a beat and you fumbled with your phone a bit, quickly clearing your throat and picking up.

"Hello?" you said, a tad bit too excitedly.

"Hey, it's Miles."

"Oh, yeah. right."

An awkward silence passed on both ends.

"Why'd you call? I mean, it's not like I did want you to call; you're cool and all, and I do like you. I mean-! Not like, like like you, I mean like-" you rambled on for a couple more seconds before finally shutting up.

"I got a feeling I had to check up on you," he replied

"I'm fine, great even!" you spoke, obviously not fine.

"You only say that when you're not fine. I'm on my way."

Fuck.

He was on his way and you looked a mess.

You quickly tried your best to clean yourself up.

Sure, Miles wouldn't judge you for your makeup that was running down your face or your ruined dress, but you didn't want him to worry.

You cleaned yourself up as much as you could, which didn't do much.

You felt a familiar tingle in your skull.

You turned around and saw an orange portal.

As soon as Miles walked through, you got excited.

Only for that excitement to fade out to realize you still looked bad.

He looked at you, noticing how you looked like a mess "Y/n? You look like hell."

"Yeah, I just got back." you chuckled.

After yet another moment of awkward silence, you ran and tackled him into a hug, awkwardly.

He spoke up, sitting down "You look upset, what's wrong?"

"Nothing serious." you sat down next to him

"Was it your family?"

"Yeah."

"They're all assholes."

"I know, right?"

"What even happened?"

"Fucking Tim happened." you threw a random pebble at the floor.

"Do you wanna talk about it?"

"Dude, for the last like, week I've been so excited over finally being able to go bond with my father, only to be forgotten again."

"At least you look pretty."

"You're pretty too! I mean, like, Uhm, yeah." you stuttered, face growing warm

You both talked for a while, mostly filled with you both awkwardly flirting like two middle schoolers.

After an hour or two, you could hear the gala's music blasting a romantic slow song.

You both hummed along to the slow song, you didn't notice how Miles looked at you like you were the light of his life.

He got up, making you look at him confused.

He pulled his hand out, and you took it.

You've never been a really good dancer despite being in dance at a young age.

And what made it worse was that you kept fumbling around, accidentally stepping on his shoes every 10 seconds.

Instead of just giving up on you though, he kept going.

After a minute or two, you finally got it. All you could hear was both of your laughter and the loud, slow music blaring from the gala.

Unbeknownst to you, there were a lot of people who could see you and Miles.

Luckily for him, he had his mask on.

Unluckily for you, they saw you dancing with him.

They took a lot of pictures, and you would've known if it wasn't for someone having their flash on their camera.

You can already see the headline for tomorrow's gossip magazines.

"Forgotten Wayne, seen flirting with new vigilante?"

As soon as you both noticed the flash, Miles spoke up.

"I think it's time to get you home."

Before you could protest, he picked you up bridal style and started swinging you back to the manor.

Great, the paparazzi ruined a moment with your stupid crush of a year or two.

He dropped you off at your windowsill, which had always been a blind spot for cameras.

You started turning around to go to bed, only to be turned around and kissed by Miles.

You felt your face heat up.

You both stared at each other in shock.

"Goodnight!" Miles quickly blurted out, rushing away.

You processed what happened and threw yourself onto your bed, giggling and kicking your feet.

You couldn't believe this.

The guy you've liked since you first met him 2 years ago liked you back!

It was like a fairytale dream!

The next morning you got up and ready for the day.

You knew you were most likely going to see your family eating breakfast, which made you feel nauseous with anxiety.

You didn't wanna face them.

Not Alfred.

Not Bruce.

And certainly not Tim.

You didn't understand why Bruce preferred him over you.

You didn't want to get upset all over again, so you pushed away the thought.

All you wanted to think about was the night before.

You felt like a lovesick puppy every time you thought about Miles.

You made your way to get breakfast, still in your pajamas.

You could slowly overhear some of your family's conversation.

You were nosey, so you eavesdropped.

"I just can't find anything about this guy!" you heard Tim saying

Bruce spoke, clearing his voice "Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure!" you could practically see Tim stressing from a mile away. "it's like he's not from here."

You finally got to the kitchen, about to pour some cereal for yourself.

"What did you do?" Tim barked

"Huh?" you looked at him, trying to act dumb

"Last night, 11:47 pm. where were you?" he glared

"Out and about." you tried to act natural

"Be specific."

"wouldnt you like to know weather boy?" you reached for the cereal

"You're being so stubborn." he crossed his arms

"I was in the manor." you lied

He slammed the pictures of you and Miles dancing together.

Shit.

"Hop off my dick," you spoke, angrily.

"And what about these?" Bruce placed down a picture of Miles kissing you, with the bottom of his mask lifted slightly.

A drop of sweat rolled down your face "Uhm.."

"This is dangerous! You can't be doing this. you shouldn't be dating other vigilantes." Bruce took a sip out of his coffee

"you guys do it all the time," you argued

"That's different!" he slammed the coffee mug down.

"How?"

"We know how to take care of ourselves."

"As if I don't?"

You could feel their angry stares on you.

"Listen, I'm fine now. I don't get what the big deal is."

"The big deal is how this is ruining how people see you. How people see all of us." Tim lectured

"That's all you care about? How the public sees us?" you put your hands on your hips

They went quiet for a moment and you spoke up again.

"This wouldn't have happened if you both just let me go to the gala for once," you uttered.

"This is about the gala?" Bruce asked.

"No, it's not about the gala, it's about how I've constantly been treated." You explained, trying to keep your composure "You guys only care when I'm doing something that harms you socially."

Bruce was about to speak up only for you to walk back to your room, still hungry.

"Just let her be," Tim said, looking at the pictures yet again.

He couldn't help but wonder,who was that boy?

im sorry this is so ass omg

no taglist this time bcs this isnt canon

[villainmirabelmadriga]

(New content for this hope you like it)

Now Tim knew that things got serious when he saw Stephanie impaled by a by a plant from that large being called Undergrowth

They were all already freaking out all but Ra Al Gual he seem to know a lot more about this place than he was let him go on and it was starting to get on Tim's last nerves

But right now is mattered was trying to come himself and everyone else down about Stephanie's death Bruce seemed to have his Batman mask one about the situation, Jason looking murderous as he turned himself at Ra, Cass who is normally quiet looks like he was about to start crying, Damian had to look for the spear on his face as he held on to her purple the hood

Which makes sense Damien was right next to her when she got impaled he saw exactly how it happened and her bleed out as Stephanie died immediately after it happened which was incredibly suspicious to Tim but something called his eye it was a green glow like kryptonite but the shade of Lazarus pits

When it started to get more solid Tim decided to get it everyone's attention " guys I think something is about to attack us or it might be another encounter with Phantom" Tim watches all of them got into position when the growing light fell down revealing Stephanie

All of them are in shocked in that moment but Ra Al Gual he walked over curious and sophisticated as he hoped to get up but immediately look to her stomach where Tim knew she got stabbed at he quietly listened as Ra spoke way to calmly for the situation

"Seems like I was right about how death works here you have a sticker which childishly say 'what a spookably terrifying injury boo carefully now " as Ra said that Tim walked over and what he said was right it was a purple sticker with a carton ghost on it on top of Stephanie stomach exactly where she was impaled at

Was concerning but that would matter later would matter was debriefing what happened to her and making sure Steph was okay as all of them hugged her especially Damian and Cass which was a bit surprising but they did watch her die since they were right next to her

Tim watches Bruce finish hugging stuff as he goes right back into Batman mode as he asks "Spoiler. Debrief what happened when you died also can you remove the sticker?"

Tim watch this Stephanie moved one of her love hands to her stomach and tried to to touch and peel the sick of it from Tim's point of view it looks stuck on her like someone super glued in onto her costume

Tim after watching her do that for a while then looked at her took a deep look at her actually it looks like her costume was fixed with some green yarn and she had a deep confused look on her face as she answered Burce " Well B after I'm stabbed do the stomach all I remember is waking up and seeing some kid with black hair and blue eyes and a hospital bed with a sticker book in his lap."

Tim Damian and Cass had helped Stephanie sit down next to them as she continued talking she seemed a bit dazed and out of it that she had just died and came back so she got every right to be and every right to stop if she wanted to but Tim watch the Steph continued "And you have to understand send me some my the stop won't do my stomach it was still open it wasn't bleeding just open but It like had a hole in me empty but not really hurting. "

"The kid in the bed took a deep look at me but he was trying to look into my soul then he beckoned me to come by him and gently put a ghost sticker on my face before smiling at me next thing you know breathing again back here."

Tim and the rest of the bats sat there in silence not only was this place incredibly dangerous had beings that they didn't really understand it also seemed to have no concept of death. When Tim realize that even looked over at Ra he had to know he's been here longer than all of them

Tim couldn't lie he was truly angry warning like that would have helped them sooner for them not to use that as a plan if they were here for too long Tim got up and walked over to Ra with the Livid look on Tim's face he yelled and hollered " You knew and you didn't warn us. You could have told us that hey we're stuck here weather the chance of escape cuz if you die you'll be brought back it was just like the stupid box things. "

Tim couldn't lie he knew it was wrong to mostly take off his anger on Ra he was mad and he needed someone to blame we're getting them caught in the situation and right now it was Ra because he knew the man was more than willing to trick people for his own gain

As Ra stayed silent Tim was getting angrier he was this close to doing something that he was going to regret that was when Cass walked up and calmed him down she got giving him a look that meant they could be angry at each other when they got out and that they needed to keep going through more doors to get to the exit

Little did Tim know as they walked into the next room that all that anger and heavy emotions of guilt and sadness ran through all of them was about to be used by a conniving despair eating therapist

(that's right if I update this again it's going to be with Spectra because I would find that very angst also I cannot write fighting things that will)

Danny's for laughs and giggles has been actually haunting Ra al Ghul in Nanda Parbat in his new electric ancient of space form also he might be trying to dissociate from the fact that his parents tried to kill him for a third time

So Danny's doing like a Spook's haunted Mansion type except with 2,000 doors along with the help of a few Ghost and the spirit of the Lazarus pits

Here's when it starts to turn bad Danny trauma kinda kind starts forming as actual monsters in the house of Spooks so now Ra al Ghul actually has to escape from

Of course Batman and his posse finding about Phantom's House Of Spooks end up going there and because of that Ra al Ghul being taken away all the way back to the start because the bats are there and the game must restart

So the bats are now trying to escape from a little supernatural haunted house and help a half dead teenager with their trauma

The idea of Danny at first using like cardboard boxes and like childish things to try to scaring the Bats and they believe it's just a supernatural child not knowing better but Ra al Ghul know is the deeper they go in the more terrifying it becomes

omg the Bats being forced to work with al Ghul and he’s just so tired he doesn’t mind too much. They can be meat shields if things turn out for the worst lol. He knows Batman and his posey are competent for the most part, so he would be at least somewhat glad for their help…if things weren’t reset when they showed up.

[rafesbuzzcutseason]

wicked game

chapter 3 - frat president

synopsis: y/n is sarah’s roommate and the embodiment of sunshine. rafe, on the other hand, is her complete opposite. when the boys place a bet that he can't win her over, rafe takes the challenge without hesitation. after all, he never backs down from a dare. the closer rafe gets to y/n, he finds himself drawn to her warmth in a way he never expected, and for the first time, he wants to be more than just the guy with a bad reputation.

but secrets don’t stay hidden for long, and when y/n finds out the truth, rafe is left to face the consequences. now, he has to prove that somewhere along the way, the bet stopped mattering, because losing her was never part of the plan.

masterlist

cw: language, alcohol, drugs

the group guided you to the kitchen where all the alcohol was kept. jj took it upon himself to grab drinks for everyone, shoving a red solo cup into your hand with a wink. “for you, y'n."

"thanks jj." you eyed the cup warily before taking a small sip. the burn of cheap liquor mixed with coke made you wince, but you forced a smile. cleo laughed at your expression. “yeah, you get used to it.”

sarah linked her arm with yours. “come on, let’s make a lap around the party. gotta get the full experience.”

you let her guide you through the crowd, weaving between groups of people dancing, flirting, and shouting over the music. the kappa tau house was massive, with more rooms than you could count, each one filled with students making the most of their first week back.

out in the garden, a massive beer pong game was underway, a group of guys cheering obnoxiously as a ping pong ball landed perfectly in a red cup.

sarah smirked, nodding toward them. “wanna give it a shot?"

you hesitated, "really?"

"come on, it'll be fun." kie chimed in, leading you to the group.

you grabbed a ping pong ball, rolling it between your fingers as you took in the scene. the guys across the table, two cocky-looking juniors, smirked at you like they had already won.

john b leaned in. “aim for the middle cups. trust me.”

you took a deep breath, lined up your shot, and tossed the ball. it bounced once, hit the rim, and, by some miracle, landed perfectly in a cup.

the group around you erupted into cheers. jj whistled. “beginner’s luck or secret beer pong prodigy?”

you laughed, feeling some of the nerves melt away. “definitely luck.”

kie grinned. “we’ll see about that.”

the game continued, and before you knew it, you were laughing, talking, and actually having fun. you had just downed another sip of your drink when sarah’s face suddenly twisted in annoyance.

“oh, great,” she muttered.

you followed her gaze, and that’s when you saw them. two guys were making their way through the party like they owned the place.

“they’re coming over here,” cleo murmured under her breath.

“why?” you asked, unaware of the situation.

sarah sighed. “because topper still thinks we’re friends even though i've told him a thousand times we’re not.”

“well, well,” the one you presumed to be topper grinned, looking at sarah. “didn’t think i’d see you here, cameron.”

sarah crossed her arms. “yeah, i tend to regret it every time i do.”

topper just laughed, clearly unbothered, before his eyes flickered to you. his smirk widened. “and who’s this?”

before you could answer, the other boy, who had been silent up until now, let out a low chuckle. “fresh meat.”

you turned sharply, meeting his gaze. he was already looking at you, eyes cold and assessing, like he was sizing you up.

you felt your blood boil. "it's y/n," you corrected, voice steady despite the way he was staring at you.

he tilted his head slightly, amusement flickering across his face like he found your defiance entertaining.

"sarah’s new roommate," kie said before he could respond.

topper’s brows raised. "ohhh. so you’re the new angel on her shoulder?"

sarah rolled her eyes. "fuck off, top."

topper just smirked, taking a slow sip from his cup, clearly enjoying getting under sarah’s skin.

but you barely noticed him anymore, because the other guy was still staring at you. his gaze unsettling.

"you gonna keep looking at me like that, or do you actually have something to say?" you asked, raising a brow.

kie stifled a laugh, cleo shot you an approving look, and sarah looked like she wanted to cheer.

he just smirked. a slow, arrogant smile that made your stomach tighten. "just trying to figure out why you’re here," he said smoothly. "you don’t really seem like the type."

you tilted your head. “and what type is that?” irritation taking over.

he could clearly see your annoyance, which only egged him on. "the type to survive in a place like this. you seem pretty fucking simple. you wouldn’t last two minutes in a place like this sunshine."

"you think you know me?" you shot back.

"yeah." he leaned in closer to you, "i think i do. you’re just another girl trying to fit in. probably think you’re special, but you’re not."

your heart raced, "you don't know anything about me."

"lucky me. i wouldn't waste my time trying to get to know someone like you." he responded, but before he could say anymore sarah dragged you away from him.

"what a prick." you muttered to the girls.

"yeah well that's rafe for you." cleo spoke.

"rafe?" you quizzed, not knowing the name.

"rafe cameron. frat president and the asshole i unfortunately share blood with." sarah responded.

your mouth opened in shock, "that's your brother?"

"ding ding ding."

a/n: posting this so late i cannot sleep

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𝜗𝜚Jason Todd nsfw alphabet , mdni 18+ !! 𝜗𝜚

a= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): He's very caring, he'll make sure you're feeling alright and he wasn't too rough before he gets up from the bed to get a washcloth. He'll wipe you clean with almost reverent, careful touches.

Once he asseses you're fine he'll be out like a light.

b= body part (their favorite of theirs and their partner): Jason loves his arms. He'd always liked them because he found his strength useful, but after he met you he started seeing it as something attractive.

The way you'd look at him, wide eyed, when he opened a jar for you, the way your hands alwais shot up to grab his biceps, did things to him

His favorite part of your body is your chest. Jason Todd is a boob guy, he doesnt mind what they look like, he just loves the fact they're there. He'll do whatever you let him do, but he really likes fucking them, smearing precum all over your chin as you giggle.

c=cum (anything to do with cum): Jason loves cumming on your chest for obvious reasons (check previous), if he is fucking your tits he'll want to cum on your neck and chest. He's not opposed to cumming on your face but he hates when it gets in your eyes and lashes.

d=dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs): He has a praise kink. (developed in K).

e=experience (how experienced are they): it's not like he's a virgin but he is picky about sexual partners so he doesn't have a whole lot of experience.

f=favorite position: Doggy because he loves holding onto the fat of your hips and thighs and watching the way your back arches, or cowgirl because he likes how your pretty tits bounce.

g= goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): He's concentrated so he's more serious, but he'll crack a smile if you do joke.

h= hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) : He doesn't care too much for grooming, just as long as he's clean and comfortable. He doesn't care if you shave anything, in fact, he'll tell you he'd rather you didn't so you don't feel pressured into anything. But if you like shaving he's good with it too.

i= intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) : He's focused on pleasing you, specifically. He's so pussydrunk he forgets about his surroundings for a second. He will accidentally overstimulate you.

j= jack off (masturbation headcanon) : He’ll do it if he’s away on a mission, but doesn’t like to. He Jerks off to pictures of you or just the thought of you.

k= kink (one or more of their kinks) : PRAISEEEEE!!! This man will melt in your arms if you tell him he’s doing good. Will talk you through it until you call him pretty or handsome, or you tell him how much you like it, then he’s a blabbering mess, red cheeks and ears.

Obviously a size kink, I developed it in this piece.

l= location (favorite places to do the do) : He’s not into exhibitionism at all, your body is only for him to see, thank you. At tour home he will fuck you anywhere he wants, although he prefers the shower. There’s just something about caging you in a corner as the water drips on you and just pound your greedy cunt.

m= motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) : Like I said in k praise! If you beg him for it and call him a pretty boy he will fuck you until you can’t think and you’re a blabbering mess, dripping with his cum.

n= no (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs) : Hit you or partake in any activities that could hurt you. He loves you so much, why would he want you to suffer?

I also think he wouldn’t be into role-playing, just because he finds it silly to get into.

o= oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) : He prefers giving, and although he’s not very experienced he is fairly skilled in that area. He eats it for his pleasure and will overstimulate you without realizing, he’s just too focused.

p= pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) : Jason likes to go fast and rough, for him sex is both a way to relieve tension and a way to show you how he feels about you, so he’s going hard and fast and being very loving with the aftercare.

q= quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) : He’s not into quickies at all. He’s a big guy, it takes some preparation to adjust to his size. He just doesn’t want the experience to be uncomfortable for you. If you don’t have much time he’ll finger you or eat you out.

r= risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) : Not really into taking risks but will do about anything you propose.

s= stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) : He can go for a good two rounds, but when you look at him like that…he’s already recovered, grinning and asking you to go again, this time from the back?

t= toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) : Does not own any and does not care for them. Doesn’t like using them on himself or you. If you want to, the most he'd do is use a vibrator on you. Just like Bruce, he thinks the fact you'd want to use toys means he's not doing enough, and he'll try to change your mind by fucking you as hard as he can for as long as he can go. see? You don't need any toys, he's good enough!

u= unfair (how much they like to tease) : He'll try to tease you but he always ends up indulging you sooner than he'd like. He's got no willpower when it comes to you, you say jump he asks how high.

v= volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make) : Jason Peter Todd is a moaner. He doesn't over exaggerate it, but he's fairly loud; breathy and a little shy about it.

w= wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) : The first time he told you he loved you was during sex, and he was so embarassed he'd ruined the moment. Of course he'd known he loved you for a long time, but he couldn't say it out loud, any time he tried the words got caught in his throat and his eyes got teary, so he stayed quiet. He showed you he loved you in other ways (I want to expand on this in another post).

You had to assure him it was okay and he hadn't ruined the moment, you were just startled. His worries lessened when you told him you loved him too.

x= x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) : Okay, Jason is big and meaty, I think slightly bigger than Bruce, so about 9 inches (23 ish centimeters) hard. I don't think he's especially veiny.

y= yearning (how high is their sex drive?) : Jason Todd is a yearner, he didn't know his sex drive could be so high before he met you. He just likes you a lot, you could breathe next to him, not even looking in his general direction and he'd be hard.

z= zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward) : He is out like a light the moment he's cleaned you up. Head on your chest, full body weight on top of you, warm and grounding. You fall asleep right after.

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tags: @akkahelenka, @webdrivetorse

[revelboo]

Got my first blokees! Got 8 mystery boxes, and only wound up with 1 set of repeats (I got 2 of b-127!)

Nice! They’re a bit addictive!

Anything For You Pt 5

Rung x Reader

• Watching him absently patting around on his desk, you sigh and push the part he’s fumbling about for into reach. And he’s picking it up without noticing to fit it into place, so engrossed in his model space ship he’s oblivious to everything else. “I’d like you to sit in on my sessions. Some bots are more amenable to talking to me with a little distraction,” he murmurs, reaching to remove and polish the weird glasses shielding his optics and whenever he takes them off, it changes him. Goes from bumbling nerd to serious and almost handsome in an alien way. Why does an alien robot even need glasses?

• “Do I look like a therapy dog to you?” Voice angry, your eyes narrow and he sets his glasses down. Didn’t mean it that way at all, but you’re so defensive, you’re looking for a fight. “Just because your last person was willing to play pet for you, doesn’t mean I will.” Person. You’ve done that a few times, putting emphasis on that word. Instead of saying human. Making it clear in your mind you’re compartmentalizing him and the other Cybertronians as not people. As other.

• “My last assistance wasn’t a pet,” he says, frowning at you and gesturing with his glasses. “More of a distraction. You’re so cute to some Cybertronians that when you ask innocent questions, it doesn’t come across as prying.” Snorting at that, your lips twist. So more of a tool than a pet. Does he really think that distinction makes it better?

• “So you guys think we’re cute?” Smiling faintly as you wrinkle your nose at him, he wonders how he can answer without offending you. You’re so ready to argue and fight. Like you can’t relax at all, can’t trust that he’s not a threat to you. Must be exhausting to be on guard all the time. Constantly afraid and hiding it with attitude. How thick are your defenses? You’re talking to him at least more or less civilly. That’s progress.

• “Some do.” Replacing his glasses, he reaches for the next part of his model, turning it over in his servos. “You’ve noticed our similarities, I’d assume. Uncannily similar facial features and bodies,” he adds, spreading the servos of his other hand. Five like your own fingers. “Even our facial expressions are the same. And that doesn’t just happen. Your strange, little species are like eerily organic, tiny Cybertronians in form. It’s unsettling.” Leaning back at his admission, you eye him. You’d noticed those things and your brain had just ignored them, hadn’t bothered to question them. But now that you are? It’s kind of creepy how much they are like you.

Previous

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

omggggg Ford joining a parenting group (that's basically all women aside from him) because he wants to be the best dad for Stan. I hadn't even thought of that. But he would though. Being a single parent is HARD, he needs all the help he can get.

Which brings me to one of the things I didn't mention in the other post cuz it was already getting so long, but like, as the years go on, Stan's gonna have questions about his mother. I think any child in his situation would wonder the same thing. And even if he's still too young at this point to understand the specifics of where babies come from, he's probably aware that it takes two to tango. Surely he has a biological mother, right? Like, how could he exist without one? But Dad never talks about her, doesn't have any pictures of her, doesn't wear a wedding ring. Something weird is going on

And Ford tries to come up with believable stories to tell Stan but we all know he's a terrible liar. The only reason he's able to keep Stan's real origins a secret is because "hey dad, are you actually my twin brother?" is a question Stanley would never think to ask. but he WOULD think to ask about his mom, and it still catches Ford off-guard every time and he never has a good answer ready.

At one point he considers telling Stan what is technically the truth and saying his mother was a woman named Caryn, until Ford realizes that would put himself in sort of an Oedipus situation and it makes him sick to his stomach. So he thinks up a generic female name (a name that Ford isn't able to keep consistent, Stan notices) and comes up with stories that also don't stay consistent. "She died when you were a baby," "she broke up with me and didn't want to raise you and just left us," "I grew you in my lab" (that last one Ford says half-jokingly, though he realizes in hindsight that it might be the lie he's best able to maintain out of the lot)

And this creates some tension in their relationship as Stanley gets older, the fact that Ford is definitely hiding secrets. But then there's the undeniable fact that Ford still loves him, and that breeds some cognitive dissonance. I'm thinking it plays out a bit like the scene from NWHS where the mystery twins are down in the lab and they have every reason at this point to believe that Stan is a villain, but Mabel points out that photo of her and Dipper and says "but he still loves us". It's a bit like that. Except that the vilification of Stan's parent figure happens much more gradually (as opposed to the mystery twins finding all that incriminating shit about stan over the course of one day lol)

BUT ANYWAY I can't see that causing real tension between them until Stan is like 15 or so. Let's go back to him being younger

YES I was also thinking about Ford working to make sure Stanley's needs are met in school. and ok yeah this version of Stan still isn't a straight-A student, more like a straight-C student, but he still does a lot better than the Stan that Ford grew up with because who'da thunk it, kids perform better in school when they're actually given some encouragement now and then instead of being constantly told that they're a good-for-nothing idiot. I'm picturing Stan coming home from school all excited to show Ford the B- that he worked so hard to get and Ford picks him up and hugs him and ajsdklfjsdkl

and YES the love of sailing. the first time Stan mentions, even in passing, how cool it would be to sail around the world on a boat, Ford has to turn his face away and mutters something about allergy season.

And I hadn't even thought about Ford low-key spoiling Stan but it makes sense, having grown up with such a stingy father himself. I might have to disagree with you on the shark thing though. Like I said I picture this Ford being maybe a biiiiit overprotective. Think Marlin from Finding Nemo. No matter how much you try to convince him that the shark thing is safe, and no matter how much his logic-based brain wants to believe you, you know how parents are with their worrying. No way Ford's letting his child swim with sharks

And that becomes another point of tension as Stan gets older. Ford turns into a bit of a helicopter parent. And while this version of Stan actually makes friends with some kids from school, he has a hard time hanging out with his friends and just being a kid without Ford trying to involve himself somehow. And as much as Stan loves Ford, he does find it a bit stifling. One might even say... suffocating (my, how the tables have turned)

On a lighter note, imagine Ford trying so hard to butt in on Stan's circle of friends that he tries pulling the "cool dad" routine (much to hilarious failure). Imagine Stan hanging out with some friends after school and Dr. Pines comes rolling up on a skateboard (while wearing a helmet and elbow and knee pads, of course, gotta set a good example) and is so distracted trying to correctly use kid slang in a sentence that he ends up falling off a curb wrong and eating shit on the asphalt.

Dr. Pines (if you call him "Mr", Stan will correct you and brag about his dad's 12 PhDs) ends up being a bit more well-known among the student body than most other kids' parents, if only because of his embarrassing attempts to worm his way into Stan's life. And, ok, for that you can call Ford a dork, or a weirdo, but you better not call him a freak, and don't you DARE make fun of his fingers. Stanley will throw hands

Ford gets a call from Stan's school one day informing him that Stan got in trouble for fighting, apparently even gave another kid a black eye, and Ford is shocked and disappointed at this news. But when he learns that what instigated this fight was the same sort of "six-fingered freak" comments that followed him through childhood... Well, he's not sure what he feels anymore. Proud? He probably shouldn't be proud that his son is picking fights, even if it's on his behalf. Logically he knows that he shouldn't encourage this behavior and that he'll have to discipline Stanley somehow, but... goddammit, it really is the same Stan who constantly placed himself between Ford and their childhood bullies. How can he scold him for that?

(I should probably start putting these under a read more if I'm gonna have this much to say each time ^^')

Stanley has an important role in the grand scheme of things, specifically saving the universe. His role is so crucial that if anything were to happen to him it could lead to not only the destruction of his universe, but also lead the destruction of others. So what would happen if Ford had lost Stanley somewhere during the ten years they spent apart, only for Ford to be met face to face with the time police and what appears to be 2 years old Stanley.

His ears feel muffled as he’s handed the toddler.

Death by asphyxiation

Trunk of the car

Far too late

Paradox

The child’s timeline was already gone

The fate of the universe

His hands

The baby coos in his arms babbling as he grabs Ford’s pinky.

[sirfrogsworth]

Let's talk about macro extension tubes.

I just saw this video recommended to me.

This has so many views and it is so bad.

This is not how macro extension tubes work.

At all.

You can't just keep adding more of them to get more macro. All you are doing is reducing the amount of light reaching the sensor and making it harder to take your photo.

All lenses have a minimum focusing distance (A) and a minimum working distance (B).

The minimum focus distance is measured from the sensor. This is the absolute closest distance where you can attain sharp focus on a subject. This is usually the spec the camera manufacturer gives you, but it isn't very useful because it doesn't take the length of the lens into consideration.

Minimum working distance is how close the end of your lens is to your subject. You figure this out by adding the flange distance (google it for your camera), and then add the length of your lens, and then subtract that from the minimum focus distance.

Whatever is leftover is how close you can get to stuff.

In this example, this is as close as the lens can get to the flower before it can no longer achieve sharp focus. If you get any closer, it will be blurry.

If you have a short working distance, this can be problematic for macro work. Your lens could create a shadow on your subject. You might be so close that you disturb the insects you are trying to shoot. You risk scratching your lens if you are shooting near rocks or other scratchy objects. So finding a macro lens with a decent working distance is always optimal. You can back off from your subject and get a lot of light in there and not have to worry so much about disturbing critters.

But if you don't have a macro lens, you can increase the magnification of any lens by adding extension tubes. It is a low cost way to get into macro photography, but it isn't a perfect solution.

Before I can tell you what macro extension tubes do, let's quickly talk about what macro actually is.

Macro magnification is usually measured starting at 1:1 reproduction or 1x. (Some manufacturers start at 0.5x or 1:2 reproduction, but most photographers don't actually consider that macro. So watch out for that in lens specs.) 1x magnification means the thing you are shooting will appear on the sensor the same size as in real life.

So if a lens has a 0.25x magnification, an object will only take up 25% of the image sensor. (The rectangle on the right side.)

But at 1x magnification, it will be reproduced exactly as it is in real life on the sensor.

If you have a 2x lens or 2:1, it would appear twice as big as the image sensor.

So what does an extension tube do?

Extension tubes are just spacers that shorten your minimum focus distance. They take the red arrows and change them to the yellow.

They push your lens farther from the sensor and allow you to get closer to your subject.

This causes an increase in magnification.

Think about how a magnifying glass works. You pull it closer to you so that everything gets bigger in the lens. That's essentially all the tubes are doing.

The first downside to extension tubes is they reduce the amount of light by quite a bit. The inverse square law says the farther light travels, the lower the intensity. So the more tubes you add, the more light you have to add to the scene. Or you have to do a really long exposure on a tripod.

But the decrease in working distance is a problem as well. You may find you have to put the front of the lens a few millimeters away from your subject to get a meaningful increase in magnification. And because you can't phase into objects, there is a limit to how many extension tubes you can use to affect magnification.

At some point, you are actually placing the working distance *behind* the front of the lens. After this point you can no longer increase the magnification. You're just making your lens focus farther away.

You could keep adding more and more extension tubes, but it would not allow you to get any closer to your subject.

If you put 20 of them on, you are just doing this...

At some point, you'll have to violate the laws of physics.

The lens used in the video is already a macro lens capable of 1:1 reproduction.

This lens has a minimum focus distance of 160mm. But it has a minimum working distance of only 43mm (1.7").

Extension tubes are measured in millimeters. The ones in the video come in 16mm and 10mm sizes. He alternated them.

So in order to reduce the working distance to the point a subject would nearly be touching the front of the lens, he could put on a maximum of 3 tubes.

The red lines below show how much each tube would reduce the working distance.

A 10mm, a 16mm, and a 10mm would reduce the working distance by 36mm—leaving him about 7mm of space in front of his lens to achieve focus.

He could add another 10mm tube if he didn't mind his subject basically touching the lens, but it is very difficult to get that close in a real world scenario and achieve a decent result.

If he put on 20 tubes, that would reduce the working distance by 260mm. And since there is only 43mm in front of the lens to work with, he is overshooting the minimum possible working distance by 217mm or about 8.5 inches.

He's basically doing this...

He overshot by about 17 tubes—worth about $400. Though he probably made that money back in views. So I guess it was worth it.

But it is really bad information and may cause people to buy a ton of tubes expecting to get super macro results.

The only real way to significantly increase magnification is to buy a lens specifically designed for it. They make macro lenses up to 5x and after that you are looking at microscope objectives.

With extension tubes you might be able to get a non-macro lens to achieve close to 1x or better, but there is no low cost way to get much beyond that.

To review...

Figure out your minimum working distance. If google fails to give you the answer, you can just get a tape measure and figure it out on your own.

Let's say that the working distance is 50mm.

That means you can add up to 50mm of extension tubes to get a bump in magnification. (Though that would be touching the lens, so I'd probably do 30 or 40mm of tubes maximum.)

Adding more tubes beyond 50mm will not increase your magnification.

It will just make your camera look like it is compensating for something.

[lesmiix]

NSFW ALPHABET 2: Cho Hyun-ju.

Cho Hyun-ju x fem!reader.

Summary: Part 2 of the nswf alphabet!!

Warnings: Smut.

a/n: Hope you like itttt!🩷

🖤HYUN-JU REQUESTS ARE OPEN!🖤

A - Acrobatics - How bendy can they get in bed? What is their favourite position?

Very bendy, her favourite position is probably missionary or cowgirl.

B - Bliss - How big is the “big o” for them? How easy it is to bring them to it?

HRT usually makes it harder for her to cum, but whenever you use a vibrator, she comes very easily.

C - Control - How dominant they are? Who is more dominant?

She's usually the dominant, but you guys switch. She also likes watching you take control as you bounce on her.

D - Dedication - To what extent are they willing to go to make the night perfect?

She's always very soft, that also shows up in bed, you'll never, never, never be unconfortable around her as your girl always asks for consent, even though she knows she has it. Later that night, she'd run a warm bath for the two of you and would give you the best massage.

E - Experiment - Are they eager to try new things in bed, or do they prefer more traditional love-making?

She rathers more traditional love-making, but she's always open to new things.

F - Film - Have they ever documented their bedroom activities?

Maybe once or twice, she wouldn't really mind, but she prefers being fully focused on you.

G - Gooey - Anything related to messier aspect of sex, including cum

You getting messy hair during sex puts her ONNNN, she thinks you look so hot.

H - Horny - How easily aroused that person is, and what drives them crazy?

Oh she gets horny so easily, just seeing you walking around the house in an oversized shirt and panties drives her crazy, also when you sit on her.🤭

I - Innuendo - How good is their dirty talk game?

She's amazing. "Swallow. All of it." "Slowly, baby, I’m not going anywhere." "It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off." "Keep your eyes on me, darling."

J - Jungle - How well groomed is their carpet, etc.?

She's shaved really well, she enjous the feeling of her skin being so soft.

K - Kiss - How are they skilled with their mouths? Tongue, or not? And how often do they kiss anything but lips?

You're getting kisses everywhere on your body. She just LOVES kissing you. And I think she's pretty talented, she knows how to make you whimper. Tongue just when the sex is rough.

L - Libido - How long can they go?

Her military experience made her have like infinite stamina, and her sexual desire is HIGHH, so she can last around 4 hours.

M - Moan - How vocal are they in the bedroom (or elsewhere)? Do they turn to mush, or keep up the talk?

I don't think she's too loud, she breathes heavely and short deep moans and whimpers.

N - Nature - Have they ever thought about having sex outside, or doing other inappropriate things there?

Maybe in a public restroom, but she rathers having sex in your home.

O - Oscar - Do they enjoy role-playing?

I feel that anytime she gets drunk, she's wild lmao, so maybe yeah, but just when she's dunk.

P - Protection/Procreation - How careful are they? Have they had any accidents? How eager are they to start a family?

HRT lowers fertility, so I don't think you guys have had any accidents, but if you aterted dating early in her transition, it could have happened that the condom broke, but she's always super careful.

Also, I think that she'd like to start a family maybe after 3-4 years of dating.

Q - Quirk - Does their love-making have any unique elements?

Maybe in the beggining of your relationship she wouldn't use her girldick, as it made her dysphoric, so instead of that, she'd put a strap on top of it and would fuck you with that.

Later though, she started to feel comfortable enough to use her princess wand.

R - Random - Any random fact about them.

I think she'd be into hair pulling. She loves to pull your hair while you give her a blowjob.

S - Strip - What goes underneath their clothes?

C cup breasts and 6,5inches/16cm soft and 7,3inches/18cm hard.

Also, super marked abs due to all the workout and huge biceps (choke me pls)

T - Tempo - What’s their pacing like? Are they casual or more intimate?

Super intimate, she want to maek you feel loved and wanted, not lusted.

U - Urge - How often does the desire to have sex strike them? What happens then?

She can go with 3 around 3-4 days without having sex, if the last time took a long time, maybe a week. But that would lead to another rough love-making, this poor girl misses you a lot when you're at work.

V - Virginity - How was that person/these people’s first time?

I feel she would have sex with other partners before you, but it would have been before her transition. It probably was not too good, as she didn't feel like herself.

W - Wish - What’s one of their wildest fantasies?

She'd love you to give her a blowjob while she's asleep. She just loves the idea.

X - eXtra - Are they willing to bring extra people into the bedroom? And who that would be?

No. Just you and her. She's really insecure, so that would not help.

Y - Yoyo - What does their toy collection look like?

Nothing wild. Vibrators, straps, dildos or prostate massagers.

Z - Zoinks - Have they ever been caught/compromised? How did they react?

Maybe you would have been caught, but before you both even started. Probably someone came in as you were sitting on her with just underwear on. Before continuing she makes sure the bedroom's door is locked.

Also, she'd rather do it when no one's home, so you can be as loud as you want.

This poor poor girl loves hearing your moans.

[howi99]

From the Nest 14

Ren: *looking at Jaune's food* Where did you get all the ingredients?

Jaune: *eating nonchalantly* A bird gave them to me. Beside, the kitchen's open, you know? You can make your own food if you want.

Nora: *excitedly* OH! REN-

Ren: *chuckle* I'll make you pancakes tomorrow.

Nora: *Lifting her arms in the air, beaming* WOOHOO!

???: H-hey, cut it out!

Jaune: *turning towards the voice, his fork's still in mouth* Hm? *Sees Cardin pulling Velvet's ears* Hmmm. *Gulp down the food* Why isn't she defending herself?

Pyrrha: *sigh* With the rise of the White Fang, more and more faunus are being ostracized. *Glaring at Cardin* It disgust me.

Jaune: ... And? That doesn't really explain why she isn't standing her ground.

Blake: *looking down* Fights are prohibited outside of training hours. She would risk expuls-

Yang: He's already walking to them.

Blake: *look up, seeing her team leader casually walk towards their group* Jaune, wait-!

_ _ _

Cardin: *pulling Velvet's ears while laughing* See? They are re- *get his hair grabbed* OW! HEY, CUT IT-

*CRACK*

Cardin: *feeling the blood oozing out of his nose, as his face hit the table with enough strength to break it in half* AAARGH-

*CRACK*

Cardin: *being sent through another table, his aura protecting him* WHAT THE HELL!? *Sees Jaune waving at him* WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?

Jaune: *smirk* Sorry, i couldn't help myself! *Smugly shaking his head with a shrug* You seemed to have so much fun pulling her ears, i had to try on you!

Cardin: *get up, wiping off the blood from his nose* YOU WANNA DIE, PUNK!? I'LL KILL YOU!

Jaune: *Chuckle* You wouldn't be the first to try. *Smile innocently* But heads up! *His eyes turn cold* None of them tried a second time.

Cardin: *unnerved by Jaune's look* ... Tsk, you're not worth the effort. *Look at his team* Let's go.

Team CRDL: *leave the cafeteria*

Jaune: ... *Sigh in relief* Holy shit, i really thought they were going to jump me.

Velvet: *approaching him* T-thank you-! *get flicked on the forehead* Ouch!

Jaune: *annoyed* Aren't you a second year? Can't you defend yourself?

Velvet: *rubbing her forehead* B-but i could have been exp- *get flicked again* Ouch!

Jaune: They attacked you first, idiot! And i don't think they've been expelled yet, did they!?

Velvet: N-no...

Jaune: *sigh, looking at both broken tables* Urgh... *Look around, spotting no cameras* ... *Addressing the Cafeteria* Did anyone saw what happened?

Cafeteria: *in unison* No!

Jaune: *nod* Good.

_ _ _

Nora: *Laughing* Now that's a fearless leader!

Yang: Heck yeah!

Ren: *sigh, shaking his head with a small smile* Can't say i approve the method, but it was effective.

Weiss: *under her breath* Savages...

Ruby: *wince* Weiss-

Weiss: *cutting Ruby* For once, i wasn't talking about Jaune, even if it does apply to him. *Shake her head* Those imbeciles are nothing but savages, bullying the weak-

Pyrrha: She's actually in the top team of Beacon.

Weiss: ... Really?

Blake: *frowning while looking at Jaune* (That look in his eyes... Was it really a bluff or was it real?)

[holylulusworld]

Rise from the ashes (1) - Into the woods

Summary: You're abandoned, but the woods offer more than trees.

Pairing: Alpha(dark king) Ari Levinson x Omega!Reader

Warnings: angst, betrayal, a/b/o, scenting, protective Ari, character's death (unnamed alpha), werewolf au, transformation

A/N: In my story, they live in a strict a/b/o verse. If an omega is rejected, she’ll be banned from the pack and left to die.

The wind gently tugs at the white, silky dress you’re wearing for today’s ceremony. You are the chosen one this time. The last unbonded omega to be chosen by a mate.

You’re giddy and excited, but a little scared too. What if you do not like the alpha choosing you? What if he regrets his claim one day?

“Follow me,” the head alpha says, guiding you toward the clearing of bloom. The place where bonds are forged for eternity. A holy place, a sacred one. No one would dare to shed blood here in war.

You obediently follow the alpha, your leader, and the most trusted person in your pack. His words are the law. No one disagrees with him.

“You know the procedure, right? Your parents taught you well, or so I heard,” the leader talks more to himself than you. This is routine to him. A new omega every month. Faceless women, guided toward their fate.

“Yes, Alpha Prime,” you murmur, afraid to anger him if you speak louder. Some people told you that your voice is unpleasant, and that’s the last thing you want to reveal today.

“I like the dress you chose and that you’re not wearing too much make-up or perfume. The alphas will be pleased scenting your natural scent.” Your heart flutters at his praise. Maybe the ceremony of fate is nothing you have to fear after all.

All eyes are on you standing in the middle of the sacred flower field. Your heart beats out of your chest as the unmated alphas approach you.

“You all know the rules. You can scent but not touch her, alphas. Be respectful, or the moon goddess will punish you for breaking the rules.” Alpha Prime’s voice booms through the night. “We shall begin now!”

You hold your breath as the first alpha moves closer, stopping only inches from you. He sniffs in your direction, huffing before he steps away. No match, but you still hold your hopes high. There are more than fifteen alphas. One of them will choose you. You’re sure about it.

A gentle breeze touches your skin, tugging at your dress as more alphas step toward you. They line up, scenting you, looking you up and down, even circling you before every single one leaves without laying claim on you.

Your eyes water as only a few alphas are left. There must be something wrong with your scent, or you. How can every single one reject you?

You wring your hands as two alphas step closer. They sniff at you, waiting for a moment before shaking their heads in unison.

With each rejection, your heart sinks further, but you refuse to let despair consume you.

The last alpha steps forward. He takes his time, circling you slowly, his nostrils flaring as he takes in your scent. Hope flickers within you, but it dies as quickly as it bloomed when he too shakes his head and steps back.

Cold fear grips your heart. You know what this means. If no one chooses you as their mate, you cannot stay in the pack for longer.

“The alphas have spoken,” the leader says. There’s something in his eyes you haven’t seen before. You expected a hint of sadness or regret for what he’s about to do, but all you see is relief.

The strongest guards of the pack step forward; they grab you to wrap a rope around your wrists. It’s unnecessary. How could you fight a whole pack? Your fate has been decided. You’re going to do the walk and die in the dark woods no one dares to enter.

“Rules must be followed. Y/N, you will be permanently banned from our pack. You’re not allowed to come back. If you dare to step onto our territory, you’re going to die through my hands,” Alpha Prime declares, still no regret in his eyes.

The guards drag you away. You don’t fight them. Head hanging low, you try to not cry. You want to keep the rest of your dignity.

Alpha Prime is right. Rules must be followed.

The guards are silent while Alpha Prime and his brother whisper. You try to catch their conversation and frown as they talk about this year’s sacrifice. Your name falls from their lips, and you finally lift your head.

“The forest god will be all too happy with her. Her scent is pleasant,” Alpha Prime whispers. “It was a struggle for all the alphas to not choose her.”

Your heart drops. Deception. All the rules and ceremonies are an illusion. You’re a sacrifice to some god? How can this be? Does anyone else know about this?

The guards stop right at the border, parting your territory from the pack of the dark woods’ territory. They live further in the woods, but you won’t make it to their territory.

Whatever is lurking in the woods will get you first.

“Be honored.” Alpha Prime whispers in your ear. “We choose only the special ones to become the sacrifice. Every single alpha wanted to claim you, Y/N.”

His words mean nothing to you. The rules, the hierarchy, mating, alphas—nothing makes sense anymore. The betrayal cuts deep as they push you over the border. You stop to look over your shoulder, but the guards aim their guns at you.

“Go, make us proud,” Alpha Prime says. He lifts his hands to the moon, howling loudly as you set into motion.

You run faster than ever before. Maybe you can make it to the dark forest’s pack. Maybe they will take you in. Maybe you won’t die tonight.

Your lungs are burning. You’ve got blisters on the soles of your feet, but still try to keep on pushing forward. “Where to?” You ask yourself while hiding behind a large tree.

It’s pitch black, and you don’t know where you are going. You lost orientation and track of time shortly after you started to run.

“I can’t… I just can’t,” you sniffle and sink to your knees, hugging yourself. “It’s impossible to escape fate.”

“Fate?” A deep voice coming out of nowhere says. It sounds as if your mind is trying to mock you as it continues. “Your fine people send random girls to my woods once a year. This is not fate; this is illegal waste disposal.”

“We are not waste!” You rise to your feet again to yell into the darkness. “We didn’t know anything about this sacrifice shit. They lied to us,” you sniffle. “They lied…”

“Fate. Ceremonies. Nonsense!” The voice booms, making even the ground shake. Whatever or whoever is trying to make fun of you must be a very powerful being.

“Moon goddess?” You immediately sink to your knees and lower your head. “Forgive me my impertinence.”

“Get back up,” the voice chastises. “We don’t have time for this. In these woods, rogues have been sneaking around my territory for ages. You don’t want to encounter them.”

“Rogues?” You shriek as someone grabs your arms to force you back on your feet. He steps away to get a better look at you.

The dim moonlight offers a good view of the man.

You gasp as you face a tall alpha. His blue, piercing eyes are framed by a strong jawline and a neatly trimmed beard that accentuates his rugged good looks.

The way he stands, with his arms crossed and his expression brooding, tells you he’s a man used to being in control.

The dark blue shirt he wears clings to his broad shoulders and muscular frame, hinting at the strength that lies beneath.

“Who are you? You’re not the moon goddess…”

“Oh, you got that already?” He smirks as you look at him with angry eyes. “The moon goddess does not wander among mere humans. Not in these woods anyways.”

He is silent for a moment, dipping his head as he listens to the noises in the woods.

“What are you doing?” You whisper, afraid there’s more in these woods than the cocky alpha.

“We have to go.” He grabs your bound wrists and drags you with him, not giving you the chance to protest.

The alpha is fast. Faster than you as he runs through the woods, forcing you to keep up with him. “Omega, don’t give up. We don’t want to get eaten by the rogues.”

“Eaten?” You pant heavily when he finally stops in his tracks.

He sniffs left and right, eyes turning red as he scents some other alpha. Gritting his teeth, he growls low in his throat. He throws his head back, howling, making the ground shake once again.

“If you know what’s good for you, you’ll leave this one to me. If not, you can try to fight the dark king.”

“Dark king,” you whisper under your breath. Many stories about the dark king have been told to you and the others in your pack over the years. The elders called him a beast with red eyes and poisonous claws. A werewolf from the dark ages.

He dips his head, listening closely as you hear footsteps coming in your direction.

“They never learn,” he sighs deeply before turning his head toward you. “Step back, hide behind the tree, and don’t come out before I’m back to myself.”

You nod and run toward the tree, hiding behind it. You’re shaking in fear as you dig your fingertips into the bark of the tree.

“I guess this means you want to fight,” he laughs and cracks his neck loudly. The alpha rolls his shoulders and stretches his back.

While he takes off his shoes, pants, and shirt, the footsteps come even closer.

You shiver and press your body closer to the tree.

“Last warning,” he says. “I’ll let you live if you go now.”

You don’t know if he tries to trick the men or if he has lost his mind. He stands naked in front of three tall alphas, and all he does is howl.

“He’s going to end up dead,” you murmur to yourself. You can’t shift without the power of the moon and will end up dead too if you try to help him.

A deep, guttural growl rumbles in his chest. His eyes flash red again as his features begin to morph.

His jaw elongates into a muzzle, making you gasp. How can he shift without a full moon?

His fingers lengthen and sharpen into deadly claws as you watch the men stop in their tracks. They look as confused as you are.

As his transformation continues, thick, coarse fur spreads all over his body. His massive, muscular frame casts a shadow that sends shivers down your spine.

“He transformed without the moon!” The men gasp and whine while you’re too shocked to even blink as the largest wolf you have ever seen moves toward the rogues.

He jumps at them, killing their leader with one bite to their neck.

“These are my woods. No one hurts animals or people seeking shelter here. Leave and never come back.”

The wolf growls, making the other men run for their lives. He doesn’t follow them, though.

“How—” You step toward the wolf to get a closer look. Your hand reaches out to touch his fur, and he lets you. “Why can you shift without the full moon?”

The wolf turns around to sit in front of you. He’s an impressive sight. At least seven feet tall, the wolf looks down at your small, trembling form.

“The moon goddess blessed me,” he purrs before nuzzling the hand you’re still holding up. The huge wolf closes his eyes, enjoying your soft caresses. “We need to go. More of them will come.”

You watched him shift back, cheeks heating up as he put his clothes back on. He was, in any form, impressive and beautiful.

“You killed one, but not the others,” you whisper as he looks you all over for any sign of injuries. “Why?”

“He was the leader and killed one of the omegas they sent here last year. I came too late…” He shakes his head. “I must protect the innocent. I failed her. I won’t fail again.”

“Why did you let the others get away then?”

“They didn’t do anything,” he replies. “I only kill if it’s necessary. He was a monster; the others weren’t."

“I don’t even know your name,” you hold out your other hand. “My name is Y/N.”

“I know,” he says, smiling softly. “The moon goddess talked to me in my sleep. She sent you to me. I’m Ari, your alpha, your true mate. And you are going to become my queen…”

[miwiheroes]

Dropping Byler Evidence Every (Other) Day Until Season 5

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . Day 36: Byler's Common Romantic Tropes . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ .

There are many many times where I get asked what is your favourite byler proof or what is the most convincing byler proof. I could talk about light and imagery and symbolism but y'know what's even more convincing and simple to me? The fact that Byler literally has these extremely common romantic tropes attached to it, but nobody seems to notice because they're two boys. It cannot be a coincidence that they have all these different tropes attached to them -- its clearly planned out to help the pairing's romance come to fruition, otherwise it would make no sense.

1. Playing Cyrano

Definition: Traditionally in film, to "play Cyrano" is to have a more physically attractive person (Person A) hit on the object of their desire (Person C), but the words that are winning them over are being fed to Person A by someone else who is in love with Person C and knows them better (Person B). In every case, Person C originally falls in love with Person A because of the words they say, but upon finding out who really said those things, they end up falling in love with Person B. Some examples include Cyrano De Bergerac of course, Friends, Modern Family (though it's played as a joke), Back To The Future.

This is literally the painting plot, but it's not played out in the exact same way, though it's similar. Will (Person B) is obviously in love with Mike (Person C) but doesn't feel he can actually tell him those things because he doesn't think it will make him happy. This is a misbelief.

Now, technically, having Will refer to his feelings as El's feelings (Person A) is not the same as the original Cyrano trope. However, Will believes that he is helping both Mike's self-esteem and Mike and El's relationship by doing this, as he thinks that is what they both want. This is obviously an extremely selfless act. Now, these words obviously make Mike feel like he can finally say "I love you" to El, because Will reminds him of them right before the confession. So in S4, we have part 1 of the "pay-off" to this trope.

If we follow along with the trope, then hopefully, Mike will find out that those words are really coming from Will, he will actually fall in love (or realise he's in love) with Will, all because he's always been touched by those words. He'd also be touched by the selflessness of the act, and this selflessness usually inspires some loving feelings in Person C toward Person B.

So if Mike looks like he's falling in love with Will here, it because he literally is, he just has no idea yet.

2. First Girl Wins

Definition: Commonly in romantic plot lines, the first girl introduced — either overall or as a potential love interest — has a very good chance of ending up with the protagonist. She's often presented as someone who knows the protagonist better, stays in love with the protagonist despite his obvious non-reciprocation, etc. The First Girl will rarely be the first one to confess her feelings or admit them. In fact, she's much more likely to be the one who does it last. The logic behind this is that she's the one whom the main character loves (even if he doesn't realise it himself), if she showed him romantic affection, then he would immediately choose her.

Will being in love with Mike is literally the classic 'I know you better than she does' trope but it's gay. There are so many times in S4 especially where Will is presented to have a better understanding of Mike than El and the audience is supposed to feel bad for him. For example, when he's the one Mike goes to about all his problems, and when Will judges whether they should go to the movies based on Mike's body language. The viewers are supposed to feel frustrated that Mike isn't seeing what is right in front of him.

Having Will be in love with Mike from the beginning and having their first scene together literally show that Will can't lie to him, and that he's selfless, is insane to me. What would not make sense is for all this to happen, for Will to be presented as such an ideal match for Mike, just for him to be used as a tool in their relationship. As if that's a reward.

There is a reason that the writers haven't shown Will make any real moves toward Mike -- they're saving it for the climax of the show, aka when Mike ends up 'choosing' Will.

3. The Promise

Definition: When characters call a "promise" into the spotlight as something that can never ever be broken, this always backfires for the character that says so or the characters involved in the promise. (The most famous example of this I can think of is literally in Tangled lmao) This can backfire in a number of ways, but the most common are: the promise was never going to pan out, the promise would end up hurting the protagonist or sacrificing them, the promise will start out as something good but end up trapping them.

I've touched on this trope much more in this post, but as a summary, basically in this scene above, Mike draws attention to the definiton of a promise as "something that you can't break. Ever." This immediately dooms Mileven for me. It's clear that Mike is going to make some huge promise about their relationship to El and this is either going to hurt Mike or it will trap both of them in something that they feel far too invested in to go back on. Which is exactly what happens.

Mike promises to go to the Snow Ball with El. He says those words when she seemingly is about to die (in S1). This promise does not pan out because she 'dies'. UNTIL season 2, when the Snow Ball actually happens. Which means this promise can only happen in the other sense: it is trapping the protagonist. But Mike isn't just promising to go to the Snow Ball with El, no, he's promising to be with her, keep her safe etc. What he thinks is keeping her safe so that he won't lose her is by being in a relationship with her.

I really recommend the post I linked, because it goes way more into depth, but yeah. Insane parallels happen.

4. Interruptions

Definition: I'm sure you can safely assume what this is, but this is when two characters seemingly have a romantic interaction and seem to be building up to something intimate, but something out of their control stops both characters from doing this. This interruption is often paired with both characters looking embarrassed/ acknowledging the interruption to further romantic tension. These moments are made with the intention for the climax of the romantic plot to seem more satisfying.

This happens to so many ST couples after romantic moments, including Lumax and Jancy, but this happens to Byler in S4 four times. Yes, you heard me right. Four TIMES. They really really wanted us to make sure we see them as romantic didn't they?

Pictured above, Mike and Will both have a slightly flirtatious moment before they get interrupted by Jonathan who they are shown to swing their heads around and look at.

After Byler have an intimate moment of gazing into each other's eyes, they get shocked and gasp because they hear something outside the house that could possibly interrupt them.

On top of the car in the desert, after Will says something that might imply that he has a 'truth' that Mike won't like, Argyle interrupts them, showing a shot of Mike and Will stopping looking at each other.

In Hopper's cabin, after Mike grabs Will's shoulder and reassures him, they hear people outside and there is a shot of Mike's hand still on Will's shoulder before they look at each other one more time and leave the couch.

I mean this trope is as literal as it gets. In the script of the "cool, cool" scene, it literally says "this intimate moment is interrupted". HELLO???

Anyway, as I said before, you don't accidentally write this many commonly used tropes into a story without the characters actually doing something about it. There are also even more other common tropes that I didn't talk about here because it is not worth going into for a whole post (these include the holding hands trope, the selfless confession trope etc,). Basically, I just can't believe they would do all this for no reason. It also makes no sense for this to be done for queerbait purposes. Writing Byler this way is no easy way out.

[alpaca-clouds]

Let Us Talk About Insects For Once

I could swear I have talked on this before, but I cannot find it (tumblr search is still busted) and also, it is something important, that sadly a lot of the big science communicators have communicated wrongly - mainly due to trying people to care about it.

You probably have heard this phrase before: Save the bees!

And the image this conjured up for you is this one:

The kinda adorable, fluffy little honey bee, who make nice and tasty honey for us, are being kept all around, and also have a very weird movie about interspecies romance dedicated to them, that communicates this issue wrong once more.

Well, what if I told you, that a) honey bees are just a very tiny minority of the insects responsible for polinating plants in the world, and b) are actually doing right fine, given that they are somewhat domesticated and people make money with them. So yeah, to the shock of absolutely no-one the Bee Movie is horrid pro-honey-bee propaganda.

Instead the animals mainly responsible for polinating our plants are other species of bees - those actually endangered often - who live often more solitarily and do not produce honey either at all or in as high quantities as the honey bee does. Butterflies, moths, wasps, flies, beetles and wasps instead are doing a whole lot of polination work, too.

And yeah, I get that the flies - such as the humble hoverfly - are not as cute or sexy, as the honey bee is, but... we kinda need them fort his whole pollination shit. I mean, by as much propaganda as the Bee Movie it, it was right about one thing: While it would absolutely not affect anyone if all honey bees went on a worldwide strike (good labor coordination though!), if we run out of polinators we might be a bit fucked.

So, honor the beetle and the humble hover fly.

Of course polination is not the only thing that we need insects for.

Yes, I am well aware that most time humans think of insects mostly as annoying pests, but let's be honest: We kinda know that they are somewhat important for the eco-system.

Other jobs that insects take over in the eco-system include, but are not limited to:

Removing waste (such as feces and dead animals)

Providing a food source for all sorts of small critters

Help plants filter water

Loosen the ground by digging through it and making it hence better suited to grow plants

Control one another and other animals, who without them would turn into a danger for humans and/or the eco-system

And that is without helpful jobs insects might actually take over for humans - especially in agrarculture, like hunting other pests or breaking down weeds.

So, you might notice: Even the stupid, digusting kinds of insects are kinda important and fulfill their own specific place in the eco system.

And as anyone who so much as looked at a car in the year 2000 vs today might have noticed... insects are kinda in trouble. Because in the year 2000 your typical car windshield looked like this:

Which is not what it tends to look like today. And while this is anecdote and not scientific data, we of course also have studies that confirm this subjective information.

Scientists have measured the biomass of insects in the environment with certain measures and have found results worthy of concern. Over here in Germany the flying insect biomass has decreased by 75% between 1989 and 2016. Sweden found the same 75% for a similar timeframe. The ground based insects looked better, though their biomass is harder to measure. Depending on the study their biomass has decreased between 18 and 34% over the last 30 years.

An US study found that the overall biomass has decreased by about 34% in the US, the abundance of insects (basically how densely they live and how likely it is for you to encounter insects) however by 61%. And mind you, the same study noticed that while this is an issue the abundance of certain insects - ones that in their current population might become a problem for either humans or the environment - increased.

Several studies also have found that while these decreases were observed, a similar decrease was observed in some species feeding on certain insects - especially birds and certain rodents.

Which lets me speak about the origins of this issue. Why are the insects dying?

I am guessing that both solarpunks and guerilla gardeners might be most familiar with the issue of the lawn and the impervious surfaces.

To make it short: A lot of insects rely either on earth to dig in, or on those plants to polinate - because it is an important food source. They might also rely on certain forms of biological waste (like dead animals and animal feces). And basiclly in a lot of areas we removed all of this. We replaced natural flowers with well maintained lawn, and compacted the ground, if not sealed it all together with concrete. We also remove those dead animals and the animal poo from nature, because it bothers us. And with that we take a lot of insects important elements to live on.

Which means that, yes, ideally a garden should look a lot more like the one beneath than what the HOA (a thing that pretty much is non-existent outside the US) wants you to have.

But again, this is not where it ends. We need more ground that is not sealed and not compacted. We need ground that insects can live and borrow in. Just as we need some animal carcasses to just rot where the animal died - and some animal poo to stink up some areas were humans might live. I am sorry, but there it is.

And yes, I hear you screaming. "But what about the poison?!" And yes, that is also another issue, that definitely is impacting the biomass - though the abundance is more influenced by the last three points.

Basically, yes, a lot of the stuff that farmers use to fight off either weeds or pests are obviously also killing the insects that we technically would love to survive. Because poison tends to not differentiate.

And then there is of course the other issue: Invasive species and climate change.

Germans might be well aware of these fuckers, that kinda look like ladybirds (no, but really, why are they called ladybirds and not ladybugs?) but are not. Or are, but not the right one. Basically they are species of ladybirds that are from other places on the world and somehow ended up over here, where for a variety of reasons they kinda end up killing the local ladybirds. Partly by competing for food sources, partly by being poisonous, and so on.

And of course they are not the only invasive insect species. In fact, the most invasive species tend to be insects and arachnids. And the reason for them living here is two fold.

While most of the time insects and arachnids tend to not be rewilded in places were they are not supposed to be, they do at times hitch rides on humans who travel the world - or in the luggage of said humans.

At times some of those species just happen to do the travelling on their own. For example, I spent the last two years collecting a couple of spiders of the Nosferatu spider species, that just managed to make their way from Southern Europe up here to Germany on their own.

And the reason they manage to survive is obviously climate change. It has gotten too warm and a lot of insects that would not survive here before now are capable of doing so.

And of course some insects that are natural in these parts, can no longer survive because it is too hot for them.

Those issues are obviously not just a thing in Germany. They are a problem basically everywhere.

Which reminds me of one thing. Don't get me wrong. There is some insects that are generally not really beneficial outside of feeding birds maybe. Mosquitos are one of those, which is why there are researchers arguing for erradicating them. Not becuase their bites are annoying, but because they get us - and some animals - all sorts of sicknesses. (Even though we obviously know that their existence once saved earth, lol)

But yeah, insects dying is a problem. And we should do something about it. Not just the sexy honey bee, but also some annoying flies and stuff.

And because y'all managed to read all of this so far, you get a picture of a pretty butterfly.

[blazinghotfoggynights]

There is so much going on this season

A- Eddie did not need to buy that death trap he calls a house and move to El Paso. All he needed was a week and Buck to help drive. Go down there, tell Christopher he can hate you, but he will be doing it in LA, and tell the Devil...er Diaz parents if they don't butt out, you will cut them completely out of your life. Threaten restraining orders if you have to.

We all know Buck is a mess but Eddie is probably worse. The man has blown his life up how many times in the past two seasons? He did so because he lacks impulse control. He acts without thinking. He immediately goes to the most ridiculous course of action possible.

Eddie is just as, and I say MORE, messed up than Buck. He just hides it.

Didn't Eddie go to our favorite golden retriever disaster for advice and a pep talk? Exactly. Advice? From Buck?

B- That is huge. Why? Eddie Diaz, war hero and guy who has his shit together, is his totally messed up, out of order, confused, all over the place self in front of Buck. No one else in the 118 has a clue how mess that man's life is. But he doesn't hide it from Buck. He wouldn't even let Shannon see him break, but he doesn't hide from Buck that he is already broken.

C- Food and couches. Eddie and Buck. Even I can't deny it now.

D- It makes sense that Buck will not consciously admit he feels something for Eddie. Why? Everyone he has loved has left. I know this is crazy, but it's Buck, so his logic is illogical. If he doesn't love Eddie, Eddie will not stay gone. He won't lose him.

E- Buck admitted to having feelings for Eddie without knowing he admitted it. Freudian slips are real, yall. "I don't have to sleep with everyone I have feelings for and I don't have to have feelings for everyone I sleep with."

That idiot didn't even realize he was saying he has had feelings for someone but didn't act on them, but will jump into situationships with people without feeling anything for them. That second part is all his damn relationships on the show! Abby was just after he lost Devon. Allie was convenient and met during a tense moment and after just meeting Eddie. Taylor was after Eddie was shot. Tommy was after Eddie began dating Marisol AND Eddie began focusing on Tommy.

F- Buck telling Eddie he has to stay could have two reasons. Buck wants Eddie to be with his son. Buck also needs time to make sure he doesn't have feelings for Eddie.

G- You think this is a coincidence?

Eddie is bookended by his son and Buck who look similar. Buck and Christopher happen to be wearing almost identical colors? Look at the lighting. Eddie is in a darkened environment but Buck is surrounded by light and his background is home. It was like that every time in this episode. Eddie is calling his light and his home. But Eddie is not well.

H- Which leads me to this one. Mentally stable people do not quit their jobs without having another, buy a dump without seeing it in person, sink all their money into that dump, sell their truck to buy a used heap (isn't that the check engine flashing?) and drive for Uber. They also don't buy PS5s when they are broke to try to buy their child's love when they could have simply told Mommy and Daddy to get out of their house and their child to go be mad in his room. Edmundo Diaz is having a mental crisis and has been for a long time. I believe Buck subconsciously knows but he doesn't want to admit it. In his eyes Eddie is perfect and he won't let anything taint that image, BUT he will do everything in his power to keep that man happy and help him get better.

I- You know? Like you do when you love someone. What have the 118 said about love? Now look at these two. Seeing someone at their worst and loving them anyway? It means stepping into their mess?

Hmm. 🤔

J- It's only platonic because Buck did not know he was bi and Eddie thinks he is straight. They just didn't know. That happens. It isn't always repression or lying. Sometimes you don't know what you don't know.

But let's see if Minear is setting the stage for Buddie or, the only other option, the biggest queerbaiting in the history of television.

[cinnamongrl2006]

˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊ Bale!Bruce Wayne nsfw alphabet , mdni 18+ !! ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊

a= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): If you two are in a committed relationship he will pamper you, I mean he will clean you up with a warm washcloth and kiss his way up your body, praising you in between kisses.

He'll also kiss all the little marks he left on your body and rub them soothingly as he holds you in his arms. If you're especially worn out he'll run a bath for you and carry you bridal style to the bathroom. He'll sit on the edge of the tub as his hands massage your scalp.

If he has time he'll wait for you to fall asleep before he eventually leaves for patrol. He'll mumble sweet nothings in your ear as you doze off, head on his chest. When he feels your breathing slow down he'll press a kiss to the top of your head and get up.

He's more into morning sex because it allows him to be close to you for longer.

b= body part (their favorite of theirs and their partner): Of his: his broad shoulders. Listen, Bruce Wayne is a big guy, he's all sharp edges and muscles and he is proud of it. This man has a serious size kink (see K for a more developed idea).

Of yours: your thighs. He likes touching you, holding on to you at all times, and he prefers meatier parts of your body for that. Plus, he likes holding them when he's eating you out.

c=cum (anything to do with cum): He likes to cum inside you (has a bit of a breeding kink, check k for more info) or on your stomach, refuses to cum on your face because he finds it degrading.

d=dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs): He has orgasmed from eating you out before but he refuses to tell you.

e=experience (how experienced are they): He's been passed around more than a blunt, this man has experience. He'll never make you feel uncomfortable or inadequate in any way in the bedroom, just let him take the lead.

f=favorite position: Missionary all the way, he loves seeing your face and being able to kiss you. Also likes doggy in front of a mirror because he can see your face and the size difference between you that makes his cock twitch.

g= goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): In general he's a very serious and stoic man, I doubt there'd be many silly moments, however if he's comfortable with you and you're more humorous he will lead you on and laugh.

h= hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) : He's a very neat man so I think he'd be well groomed and careful about it; however he'll explicitly tell you he doesn't care if you shave anything. Who do you think he is? He's a grown man, a bit of hair won't hurt him.

i= intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) : He gets especially romantic during sex, holding your face or neck in his big hand, pressing kisses all over your skin. He's not really into dirty talk but he loves praising you and sweet talking you, especially because your cheeks get a pretty pink tint and your cunt gets so tight around him he thinks he might be in heaven.

j= jack off (masturbation headcanon) : Bruce doesn't really like to, why would he if he has you? So it's kind of a situation based on necessity; if he's away for a long time for a mission or something. He likes doing it with you on the phone or to pictures you send him. He doesn't keep that a secret from you, you're the only one who can get him off.

k= kink (one or more of their kinks) : Very vanilla but he does have a raging size kink, even the smallest displays of your size difference get him hard. He likes fucking you in front of full body mirrors for that exact reason, manhandling you however he likes, moving you as if you weighed nothing.

l= location (favorite places to do the do) : He's a very private person and for that I think he'd leave sex for the privacy of your own home— at home he'd fuck you in any room Alfred wasn't in, really— but I do think he'd fuck you at a hotel bathroom in a charity gala or event.

m= motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) : Domesticity, seeing you walk around the manor as if you owned it, making breakfast for him while you talk to Alfred in the kitchen. He likes seeing you comfortable, calm, smiling at him with that loving look in your eyes.

He also loves it when you wear clothes or jewelery he's bought you because he feels like you're showing him off in a way.

n= no (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs) : I don't think he'd be into spanking, choking or degradation (he will smack your ass and hold your neck without applying any pressure if you like it), there's so much pain and violence in other aspects of his life, he'd rather not take that home to you. Iike I said before (in the letter k) Bruce is very vanilla, so any hard kinks would be hard nos.

o= oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) : He'd rather give than receive, like I've said before he is a munch, he'll be there night and day gripping your thighs and working you open with his tongue. However, if you offer to give him head who is he to refuse?

He's not a headpusher but he will grip your hair tightly in his fist, and if he's getting close and he's really out of it he'll pull your hair in the most delicious way. (He'll feel so bad and apologize like crazy when he realizes, but he'll ease up a little if you tell him you like it.)

p= pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) : Batman does it hard and rough to release tension, Bruce likes to start slower and escalate.

q= quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) : He's not a fan of quickies because he likes to make you cum several times before he finishes, but sometimes the time isn't enough and a quickie has to do. However, he's pretty big and a lot to take in, so he'd rather take his time and work you open.

r= risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) : Bruce doesn't take risks during sex at all, the most he'd do is tie you up if you're okay with it or smack your ass, but even then he'd feel like he was doing too much. He will experiment and try out certain things if you ask nicely, though.

s= stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) : This man has stamina for AGES, I mean, he'll stop when you're sated but he could go longer, and he'll let you know with a smile, he'll ask "Another one?" With that shit eating grin on his face, and more often than not you'll agree.

t= toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) : He does not own any and is not really into them, if you own and use a vibrator on your own he'll feel like he's not doing enough so he'll try to prove to you how much better he can make you feel.

u= unfair (how much they like to tease) : Teases you like it's his day job, he'll have you squirming beneath him, begging for it, before he's even put a finger in you.

v= volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make) : Not too loud but he is a groaner. He loves calling you pet names throughout, LOVES calling you a good girl. He's not really talkative otherwise.

w= wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) : He loves kissing during sex, his mouth will be glued to your lips, cheeks, neck, thighs— anywhere he can reach, really.

x= x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) : He's a tall buff man, he's big. 7'5 inches (19 cm) soft, almost 9 inches (22 cm) hard, and girthy. He's fairly veiny. It is a lot to take in, like I said earlier, but he takes his time with foreplay to prep you.

y= yearning (how high is their sex drive?) : Before you got together it wasn't exponentially high, he'd date and have sex, but he was busy and didn't give it much thought; now that he's with you, though? He wants you all the time you're in the same room. Good thing you do too.

z= zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward) : It takes him a long while to fall asleep, and usually he doesn't, he gets up from the bed once you're asleep and goes on patrol.

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Honestly, Shinichiro acts a little drunk and goofy afterwards dfhakfjsk. He's more giggly, more open and vulnerable, and he's usually the one who needs to be grounded before you can continue on with your day/night.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Shin is a handyman through and through — that is, he likes his hands and yours the best.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

His cum is a little bitter, but otherwise it's unremarkable.

Likes having your cum on him, especially on his face.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Shinichiro wishes you could incorporate more puppy play into your sex life. He'd love nothing more than to be your good puppy, leashed and at your command for days on end. Your praise and soft dom attitude are all he would need to be happy~

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Bro has no idea what he's doing… obviously, he knows what sex is, but he has zero experience. Shinichiro doesn't even watch porn, so he's going into everything mostly blind.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. May include a visual)

He heavily prefers to be face to face, so any position that allows that is nice; missionary, cowgirl, sitting in your lap. Ironically, he also enjoys spooning that leads to sleepy sex. Having your arms wrapped around him is comforting.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Shinichiro is a little goofy. He makes some pretty terrible puns/dad jokes. It's adorable, albeit awkward 😅

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't trim or shave at all, and yet, Shinichiro has the most beautiful, picturesque bush you've ever laid your eyes on. Literally everyone, regardless of gender, would be jealous of how pretty his hair is down there. He has a lovely happy trail as well ❤️

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Very intimate, very romantic, to no one's surprise. He cherishes every moment that your touch connects your bodies together.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I'd say he jerks off a healthy amount. Shin definitely prefers to do it in private though, not a fan of jacking it out in the open for anyone to walk in on.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Hair pulling, CNC, and size difference 100%.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Just in your home/apartment is fine. Maybe possibly in his shop, if you're careful.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Having his waist touched, when you touch his lips, hearing you talk about how desperately you need to be inside him. Things like that 👌

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Brazenly public sex. Sorry, but Shinichiro does not want to be the center of attention in that way. x_x

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Both are good. He's come to really enjoy a nice 69, because that gives him the best of both worlds!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and sensual OR slow and rough are his favourite combos 😌

Slow and rough sex is the quickest way to make him cum, and sensual sex is the easiest way to get him into sub space.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

They're alright, but he would prefer proper sex please. Pumping a quick load into him before work can be really exciting, but you should be prepared for proper sex when he comes home later~

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

On occasion, yes. It all depends on what kind of risk we're talking about. He is into CNC, so trying out more kinks that are considered "risky/dangerous/etc" isn't entirely off the table, you just have to sit down and discuss it, of course.

Things like new positions, edging, using toys in public every once in a while are doable as well.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

Shinichiro could handle having sex multiple times per day, you just have to give him time to recover in between. Multiple rounds in a row is less likely, not unless you're ok with Shin falling asleep right afterwards 😅

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Does he own any; not really. If you get him a dildo or something, he's probably not going to refuse it, but he won't use it on himself either. Now, if you request to watch him fuck himself with something, he may oblige 👀

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a tease at all. Shinichiro will attempt to tease you, but it's clearly a halfhearted attempt, and he'll drop it quickly if you just keep on with what you were doing.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Perhaps surprisingly, he's not a noisy guy during sex. He's not completely silent, but his moans are sparse and a comfortable volume. He hisses or inhales sharply more than anything.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Shinichiro loves spit. He spits on his own cock whenever he masturbates, enjoys when you tell him to open his mouth and then spit in it, and his cock will stiffen immediately if you spit on it.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I can't decide which one I like the idea of more: Average dick Shin, or big dick Shin. I'm leaning more towards average, 5 inches and not very thick. His dick curves upwards prominently, and his tip gets super red when he's aroused.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Moderate, I think. He's not a horny animal 24/7, but Shinichiro can get in the mood quickly if you know how to get him there.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depending on how long you fucked, he could fall asleep right after the fact. But more likely, Shinichiro will be able to remain awake, even if that means he's a little drowsy and cute.

[sephines]

Been thinking about what makes Declan’s sex scenes so good (apart from the fact that…he is in them). There’s a lot I could talk about here but I did just want to hone in on 2 things that I think are surprisingly rare in sex on screen, and those are a) ‘Christ, you’re wet’, and b) in 2 out of his 3 sex scenes not only do we see him fuck Maud with his fingers but that’s all we as viewers see: that’s the main event from our perspective.

(Note: generally cisnormative language used in this post just bc I’m talking about the film & tv industry which is cisnormative and in this specific instance talking about cis characters.)

‘Christ, you’re wet’ has lived in my head rent-free since I first saw it and it stands out so much as a line, and I think part of that is just that we so rarely hear any reference to women being wet on screen, even from women themselves. I actually can’t think of any other scene off the top of my head (though there must be some). We hear about men’s hard-ons all the fucking time, both generally and in a way that’s supposed to be titillating, but we never fucking hear about how wet a woman is! To hear that vocalised and acknowledged feels both meaningful and sexy, especially when combined with Declan’s thick Irish accent and that intense gaze.

Honestly I think especially hearing a man vocalise something like this stands out to me, because in this horrifying patriarchal culture we live in there’s this dichotomy of a not insubstantial portion of men treating women’s bodies like they’re at once incredibly desirable and incredible repulsive. I know I personally grew up around male friends who viewed women’s bodies in this way. So to see this gorgeous man acknowledge a woman being really wet and in a way that makes it so clear how turned on he is by that feels not only super fucking hot but important.

I think there’s also just something really fucking sexy about hearing something that’s usually kept quiet almost to the point of being taboo spoken out loud. There’s that little thrill of being like ‘oh! We just heard Aidan Turner talk dirty about how wet she is’, it feels private and intimate and like we’re getting to hear something we usually wouldn’t. You know? It feels fucking dirty. Even though the reality is he’s just acknowledging a very normal and expected part of sex.

And of course, then there’s the fact that being told how wet you are by someone you’re fucking is hot for many reasons: it feels exposing, it’s a way for them to assert their power over you by communicating that they know exactly how much they turn you on, and it also exposes their desire for you.

And then the same with Declan fucking Maud with his fingers (I don’t really like the phrase ‘fingering’ bc it just reminds me of being 12 years old and hearing that so-and-so had been fingered in the school loos by a pimply pre-teen boy whilst they bunked off P.E. or whatever… Profoundly unsexy) - I feel like we so rarely see this on screen in sex scenes between cis men and women? We see men giving oral to women more but even that has only started becoming more common in the last decade or so. I remember listening to an episode of Sentimental Garbage about Maroon 5’s Songs About Jane and the hosts made a great comment about how sexy the line ‘sinking my fingers into every inch of you, because I know that’s what you want me to do’ is, and how that’s in part because it’s just so rare to hear fingering (fine, I’ll use that word) acknowledged in art/media, let alone given that kind of sexual charge and attention, despite it being something that so many women love.

For that reason it contains a lot of the same thrill that hearing Declan tell Maud how wet she is does. And on top of that we get to see a sex act purely focused on the woman’s pleasure, and we get to see this strong, incredibly sexy, very sexually competent capable man using his skills purely to get her off. I think on screen (hell, in fiction, in culture in general) straight cis men’s sexual prowess tends to be limited solely to the realm of their dicks and what they can do with them, and still ends up revolving around their own pleasure as opposed to their partner’s - it’s like, they’re fucking a woman for their own gratification and the woman just happens to love it too. Whereas these two scenes with Declan are focused on him very intentionally pleasing Maud, and at the same time we see how much pleasure he gets out of that, how turned on he is by fucking her with his fingers, feeling how wet she is, hearing her moan.. Especially in the third scene, the camera really lingers on his face as he touches her and we hear her moaning - it really makes a point to show us in the intensity of his expression how turned on he is by pleasing her, how determined he is to please her, how present he is in the moment. Fuck! It’s hot.

And I just can’t think of any other scenes like that?

And that’s what those scenes revolve around - sure, maybe they have other kinds of sex after that, but we don’t see it. The fingering is the event, the fingering is the sex scene. The show is telling us this is important and hot and worthwhile in and of itself. And it’s clear that Declan thinks so, too.